February 2012
i gave up giving a fuck for lent
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like my new icon guys?
yeah me too
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releasethebats asked: what are your three favorite fall out boy songs? what are your aspiring tattoos? what is your favorite book? did the chick come before the egg? what would be your last meal?
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shit, just fuck everybody. fuck everything, even...
Normal people: Let's go to the concert at 5:00 PM so we're there in time for doors. Who cares about where we stand in the crowd!
Me and my friends: If we get there at 4:00 AM we can be the first people in line even though we have to wait 14 hours until doors open to get let in but at least we can be front row.
No, this is me: I'll get there when doors open and just push my way through.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
